Have-joy-always
a special message for a very special someone

maximumbuttitude:

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hey

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you

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dont you dare think

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for even a second

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that nobody saw you

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when you decided this waS AN ACCEPTABLE WAY TO PARK YOUR VEHICLE BECAUSE IS AW IT OKAY I FUCKING SAW IT YOUR SHITTY PARKING JBO IS ON GOOGLE MAPS IN FRONT OF THE ENTUIRE WORLD

collegehumor:

Bearded Mermaid 
collegehumor:

Tractor Motorcycle
The skull is a nice touch.

collegehumor:

Tractor Motorcycle

The skull is a nice touch.

collegehumor:

Don’t Text While Driving. Text For More Information.
Another driving tip: Billboards can be distracting. Don’t read them.

collegehumor:

Don’t Text While Driving. Text For More Information.

Another driving tip: Billboards can be distracting. Don’t read them.

collegehumor:

Signs Send Mixed Messages
When in doubt, go for the high five.

collegehumor:

Signs Send Mixed Messages

When in doubt, go for the high five.

I had a man come in and ask if we served sandwiches…I work at Subway.
collegehumor:

Fake Chicken on Menu
For those prices you could sell me rat and I’d eat it.

collegehumor:

Fake Chicken on Menu

For those prices you could sell me rat and I’d eat it.

When you feel like you failed every final- Yogurt solves your problems.

When you feel like you failed every final- Yogurt solves your problems.

collegehumor:

Town Bike
I think I dated her once.

collegehumor:

Town Bike

I think I dated her once.

collegehumor:

Your Mom Votes For Pedro