dont you dare think
for even a second
that nobody saw you
when you decided this waS AN ACCEPTABLE WAY TO PARK YOUR VEHICLE BECAUSE IS AW IT OKAY I FUCKING SAW IT YOUR SHITTY PARKING JBO IS ON GOOGLE MAPS IN FRONT OF THE ENTUIRE WORLD
a special message for a very special someone
Another driving tip: Billboards can be distracting. Don’t read them.
I had a man come in and ask if we served sandwiches…I work at Subway.